We realize that you’d rather keep working, so we’re sorry to interrupt you.  Good Morning and welcome to another edition of INSPIRATIONAL TIDBITS. Well, our Orlando Magic are in the NBA finals, and after winning last night, they still might have a shot at taking it all.  Ya gotta love ‘em.  For today, we have another selection of witty one-liners to delight and amuse you.
 
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
 
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch
 
Smokers are just like everybody else….just not as long
 
Indecision is the key to flexibility
 
When French people swear, do they apologize by saying “Pardon my English”?
 
I'll have a cafe-mocha-vodka-valium-latte to go, please
 
When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape
 
Think about this one:
 
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it
 
As for today’s BRAINSQUEEZERS, they’re all about this fair sate that we live in.  Yep – Florida trivia!
 
1.  Ybor City, the one time “Cigar Capital of the World” used to have about how many cigar-making factories?  ( 35; 80; 200 )
 
2.  Alaska is the #1 state in total area.  What rank is Florida?  (  10th; 16th; 22nd )
 
3.  Which of these city names is translated as “high hill”?  ( Altamonte; Homosassa; Tallahassee )
 
4.  Which is considered to be the “oldest attraction in Florida”? ( Cypress Gardens; Marineland; St. Augustine Alligator Farm )
 
5.  From 2000 to 2005, which county increased its population 53%, making it the fastest-growing county in the USA for that period?  ( Lake; Flagler; Volusia )
 
TIEBREAKER: How many bridges are there connecting the Florida Keys?
 
OBSCURE EXTRA BONUS QUESTION:  Which Florida city’s name is derived from a Spanish phrase meaning “rat’s mouth”?
 

MJB